MTV Makes Me Want To Smoke Crack

Boring. Boring. Boring. MTV should be called RTV for Reality Television. True, there's MTV2, but then what's the point of regular MTV? And not every fucking person gets MTV2. Total Request Live? That show only shows portions of music videos so I don't see the point in that show. It's repetitive and it's sickening. If you're going to do a countdown of top 10 music videos, then show the whole motherfucking video. And MTV is basically all reality television shows that has NOTHING to do with music whatsoever. I don't see no relation between the shows Laguna Beach, The Hills, Real World/Road Rules, True Life etc. and the title of the channel Music Television. You don't see no music on those shows. The Video Music Awards is a fucking JOKE. It gets more boring each year, but even when it's exciting it's still a joke. It is nothing compared to the Grammys of course, but the AMAs, the Billboard Music Awards are so much better and actually more meaningful than the VMAs. The VMAs aren't even meaningful. On a scale of 1-100 on how meaningful the VMAs are, it's in the negative numbers. It's not even at the number zero. In fact, the number is nonexistent. It's not even pie or a variable. It doesn't exist. It's stupid. MTV please stop. The VMAs aren't even important enough for fucking Lindsay Lohan to show up.

And Beyonce's performance was great? She sucks. Someone really needs to ring the alarm because her new song hurts my ears. And those fuckin robot moves Beyonce tried doing reminded me of Janet and Michael Jackson. The Pussycat Dolls? They should be excited to win that VMA because that's the only award they'll ever get. And what they did to The Raconteurs at the VMAs was fucked up. No band, whether they're good or bad, deserves to get to play 15 second snippets of their songs and then get cut off for some slut like Jessica Simpson or for the worst host ever Jack Black. I'm sure they were pissed off because I would be pissed off too. I like Jack Black, I do, but not as a host. Sarah Silverman was the only good part of the show. I liked Justin Timberlake's performance only because I actually think it is good mainstream music especially compared to other mainstream shit on the radio. I should probably have stopped watching the VMAs after 10 minutes, but I was hoping something actually good would come on later, but apparently not. At the beginning of the show Jay-Z sounded like he was having trouble talking, which brings me to Diddy. If you've gotten education, especially college education, then please talk straight. I respect them. I do. I respect them for being entertainment moguls, but it's annoying when people claim or try to be role models for people in the business because even if they don't admit it, they are role models for listeners and viewers, and for them to not be able to fucking say a full word is stupid. You're not fucking dumb or mental. Why are you talking like that? And for those people who try to be who they aren't like K-Fed... don't try and act like you lived a horrible life. You're just fake.

What has the media come to these days in the US? It's not so bad in the UK or in Canada or in other countries. Oh wait I know why, because most kids these days are self-conscious and want to look like a toothpick. And they want to fuck with their bodies and don't care about anything because they're living a better life than their parents. There is a FUCKING DIFFERENCE between being healthy versus being anorexic. Go look it up on fucking Wikipedia. And stop it with the emo look unless you are actually emo and depressed. Actually I don't even want to call it an emo look because there is no emo look. If you're depressed and you hate the world and everyone then you probably have the emo look. So Panic! At The Disco should stop too because The Killers are still better than them. I liked Panic! for awhile, but the more they get mainstreamed, the horrible they get personality wise and performance wise. And Jared Leto should stop trying so hard. I have less respect for him the longer he carries that look around. At least Gerard from MCR changed his hair.